Aliens Attack UK

Aliens resembling those known to be from the Orion Group appeared today all over Great Britain, England and the UK, and proceeded toward the United Kingdom, where they opened packages of frozen yogurt and dried apricots and shared.
When asked why they were here on planet Earth, their leader responded,
"Haven't a clue, old chap. The Big Ones don't tell us anything."
Orions look just enough like earthlings to pass among us with a minor amount of plastic surgery. These two could almost pass with nothing more than a bit of makeup and an earthian costume of some kind.

Alien Hairstyle Voted Most Popular

The aliens have it, at least in the realm of hairstyles, this season. The alien look is sweeping the planet, and just about every single hairdresser has seen an enormous increase in demand for the new style.
Alien scissors must be used for the process -- they tend to be expensive, which is why the "do" can cost upwards of U.S. $10,000.00 and in the upscale salons and spas, you might have to pay more.

Soccer Dominated by Aliens From Outer Space

Clearly these are aliens who have arrived on Earth to view the 2010 World Cup Group B Soccer Match between Argentina and Korea, at Soccer City stadium in Johannesburg. They have just devoured a soccer ball prior to photograph, and now await fans.