Queen Elizabeth at Summer Camp

Here we see Queen Elizabeth II coming out of her teepee at Camp Winnamonga in upper New York State's Catskill Mountains.
The Queen started her own campfire, cooked some wieners and marshmallows over the campfire, then responsibly doused the fire, buried the ashes and dispersed the ring stones.
Her Majesty is a renowned camper and has camped on the White House lawn as well as in the rose garden of her palatial flat in London's famous West End.
All campers stay in teepees at Camp Winnamonga -- they learn to handle canoes and how to track animals. In this photo, Her Majesty is on the way over to the Nature Hut to play with the new baby elephant, a gift of the Maharaja of Purdistan.

Beyonce The Grave

Ever wonder what lies Beyonce the Grave? Jay-Z knows, and he's not telling. They visited their good friend, amateur rapper and wannabe psychic medium President Barack Obama at the White House yesterday, and Hova felt pretty comfortable in the presence of the Presidential Seal, which as usual, ate all the fish.

Unfortunately, the fish was straight out of the Gulf, and it slipped out of the seal's mouth and onto the floor.

As a practicing psychic, I can easily predict that Bey and Jay will soon announce their candidacy, with Tina Knowles and Trey Songs on their cabinet. It's just a matter of time before President Beyonce and First Man Shawn Corey Carter are elected to handle the Gulf Waters mess. Mariah and Rihanna are waiting their turn at the highest political office, and according to my latest Horoscope and Tarot readings, they will each get their turn. I would have entered the ring myself, except that as an alien from a distant parallel universe, I'm considered ineligible for the office.

Here I am with my good friend, Barack Obama, in the Oval Office -- But I am NOT a candidate!!!