Johnny Depp Night Sighting

There I was, well on my way to the Astral Equity Masquerade Ball high up on the Akashic levels, with a First-Class ticket on the Astral Plane -- I always like to sit near the left wing because my parents were ardent liberals -- and there he was, Johnny Depp!!! I couldn't believe my Astral Vision! I got his autograph on the back of my Astral Plane ticket, but of course it can't be seen in the Organic World, so I didn't include a photo of it, but I'm going to post it on my Astral Bulletin Board, so if you're OUT THERE tonight, stop by my Astral Board and check it out.

Johnny Depp is my absolute rave fave pirate guy except for Robert Newton, who did the very first real pirate thing in Kidnapped and Treasure Island, the Disney versions, I mean.

So where were YOU last night? Take the Astral Plane to Paris tonight if you want to catch Johnny Depp. He's like so ready to sign autographs. Bring a Spirit Pen.

What Does Lady Gaga Do At Night?

Have you ever wondered what Lady Gaga does at night? Well, wonder no more. I've seen her several nights in a row now, while Astral Traveling, and I can tell you where she goes and what she does.

First she floats off into the Kirlian Sphere. No big deal there, who doesn't, when they're halfway between waking and sleeping.

But then she goes whirling off into Limbo, where she hangs out for a few minutes while she's sorting out her Astral Agenda, then she's off again...

Three nights ago, it was Mars, Jupiter, Saturn -- the usual places you'd expect to see Lady Gaga in her Astral Body.

Same thing two nights ago...but then, last night, she suddenly whizzes off to Cygni 61, a visual binary at about 10 light-years from Earth. It's sometimes called Bessel's Star, and you can find it in the constellation Cygnus, with a moderate telescope at about magnitude 5.5 or 6. There have been reports of a large planet in her system, but these have been labeled erroneous. Actually, there's a small rocky planet about Earth-sized in orbit around Cygni 61, and the night-life is said to be absolutely outrageous, totally. Well, I didn't go any closer than about a half a light year, figuring I'd get pulled into the binary gravity field, and I lost track of Lady Gaga for about two and a half hours, after which she came zipping up and past me toward Earth.

I totally forget to get her cell # so I could text her about this, so Lady Gaga, if you're reading this, please text me, I so want to know about that little planet. Do they disco?